[looking_danger]

....hello all folks in crazy land....i think im lost

[Scorpio]

*gives Jenny and looking_danger two quarters each....not for any reason in particular....I just had some extra*

(attempting to get thread back on track)

Why was it so cold this morning?

[looking_danger]

i dont know, but it was warm (relatively) in derbyshire

why are dentists so painfull?

p.s cheers for the change scorp

[Scorpio]

Because they are all former CIA interrogation specialists.

Should I take the Atlanta Falcons or the Carolina Panthers this week?

[*Galaxy_dancer*]

The Atlanta Panthers for sure.

How should Admieral deal with the fact that her favorite person is literally a dog?

[Scorpio]

If it wasn't for Jenny, my favorite person would be a dog too, so she should do nothing.

Where the heck are the people on "Lost"?

[ibecool5]

I never seen the show so that makes me "Lost"

Can you get dummer?

[johnamdoris_grl]

only if u r jessica simpson
can she get smarter?

[Scorpio]

Only if she stands next to her lip-synching, temper tantrum throwing, no-talent, whiner of a sister.

Who ya gonna call?

[caird]

Cher?

How would she answer?

[akPITT27]

I hope she wouldnt answer!

Would Ghostbusters answer?

[Scorpio]

Actually, I think their secretary would.

The who with the what now?

[caird]

Michael Jackson with the candlestick.

How you doin'?

[johnamdoris_grl]

not so great
how do i get unbord?

[ibecool5]

take the nails out

why do they call it a hammer if it has nothing with ham?